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PostSubject: Post Jokes    Wed 29 Jun 2011, 03:47

anybody got good jokes


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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Wed 29 Jun 2011, 09:59

What's green, got six legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:30

any other jokes


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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:14

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out the underpants


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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:48

What do you call an Afghan virgin ?
Mever bin laid on
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:50

What do you call an attractive woman in Afghanistan?



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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:53

I've got some Amy Winehouse jokes if no-one gets offended
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:57

LOL, I bet I've heard them all in the last week...




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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:02

What is Amy Winehouse's last wish ?
For all her loved ones to please form a line

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes ?
The jokes will get old
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:08

lol


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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:00

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson?



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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08

What do Amy Winehouse & Sir Alex Ferguson have in common ?
Neither of them will be playing Giggs this August
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10

I hear that Elton John was approached to play an adaptation of Candle in the Wind at her funeral.

It was to be called Candle Under the Spoon...




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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Mon 01 Aug 2011, 07:51

Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Let's throw stones at that dog!




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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:24

What have Colonel Gaddafi & Man Utd have in common


Both were slaughtered in their own back yard
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:29

x NuFc I DjA x wrote:
What have Colonel Gaddafi & Man Utd have in common


Both were slaughtered in their own back yard



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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Tue 01 Nov 2011, 10:26

Q: What is this?

(>_<)


(o_o)


(O_O)


(^_^)


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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Wed 16 Nov 2011, 09:08

Three Dead Bodies.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.

'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

'He thought he was having his picture taken.'




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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Mon 30 Jan 2012, 01:36

I was on a train this morning, in the loo having a shit, when a voice shouted, "can i see your ticket please ?" "not right now" I replied "I'm having a shit !". "I dont believe you" said the voice "slide it under the door". "No probs" I said, "the yellow bits are sweetcorn !"
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PostSubject: Re: Post Jokes    Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39

What's this....

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